Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You're a waste of cheezeits
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
