if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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