Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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