Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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