You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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