ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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