we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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