is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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