I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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