O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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