windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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