can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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