So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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