Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
only you would photoshop your dick
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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