Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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