Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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