let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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