i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Couch. On fire.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
