before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
