Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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