shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just found puke in my bra..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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