Whod you bang
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize