According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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