Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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