she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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