His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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