Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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