Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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