if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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