Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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