he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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