i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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