Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Randomize