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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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