I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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