So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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