Do you still have your period?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it glows. i had to have it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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