No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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