Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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