Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.