Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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