Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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