you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I could fuck to npr.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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