i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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