If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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