So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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