Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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