We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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Pooping to opera.
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