She said her name was "party"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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