i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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