I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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