I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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