I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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