What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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