when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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